Ten Things You Didn't Know About Malach!

1. He has a full head of long, lustrous hair. He just chooses to shave it all off because he likes to look older than he really is (43.)
2. He is a world famous hand model and is widely known as "The Smooth Knuckle Kid."
   
3. It is rumored that he is not of this world.
   
4. He has unsuccessfully run for State Representative in his Massachusetts district 17 times.
   
5. In the summer, he goes to the local beaches and pretends he can't swim in a vain attempt to pick up women.
   
6. He loves you WAY more than you love him. (and in inappropriate ways!)
   
7. In New York City, he is still referred to as "Queen of the Bananas"
8. Although in public he sounds like a cross between Kermit The Frog and Ray Romano, at home he prefers to speak like Charles Nelson Reilly.
9. His favorite movie is 1978's Laserblast!
10. He likes his chocolate dark. Very, very dark.