Ten Things You Didn't Know About Dr. Murk!

1. He is a certified swimming pool and hot tub maintenance technician.
2. He just wants the five bucks.
   
3. Until going sober, his favorite drink was a glass of "dollar thirteen" scotch. (no ice)
   
4. He hangs out with people from the glittery side of the tracks.
5. He is a 2-time National Champion Hoverball Racer.
6. He has a red leather cat-o-nine tails and, by god, he knows how to use it.
   
7. If you build it, he will come.
8. He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!
9. He has his PhD in parapsychology and psychology.
   
10. His first wife still believes his name was "Carl."