You're Fired!
Bill Ford, Jr. got fired today. Ford vehicles suck and he has not decreased the amount of suck designed and engineered into every vehicle Ford makes.
But, alas, when you are the great grandson of Henry Ford, they don't announce that you just got fired. No. They tell everyone that you will be staying on as Chairman of the Board.
Damn, I wish I could get fired like that. "AV, we're sorry to tell you that you are being let go from your current position and being moved into one with fewer duties, more authority, and more pay. We're sorry."
I won't be shedding any tears for Bill Ford tonight; only for the suckers who buy his company's crap.
posted by Generation Xsquire @ 5:18 PM
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And, of course, my usual tears for PiperSan, living in the rafters over Murk's garage.
Or he could just have my job
This is what happens when you run a company not like a multi-billion dollar powerhouse but like a family fuckin' hobby.
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