It's the Sport of Kings, better than diamond rings . .
Football!
So many of you may know Malach play football almost ever Sunday morning, and one of the people he plays with is Otis Serungis. Otis and I got into an argument today about who would be a better football player, Spiderman and Superman. I picked Superman and Otis picked Spiderman (Yeah, Otis is none too bright).
Of course Superman would be the much better footballer, isn't that obivous.
1. Too fast to catch
2. Couldn't be tackled
3. Godlike strength.
Granted Spiderman would never fumble, but he would never be the player Superman is, unless they used a kryptonite ball. This has also inspired me to make a all Superhero football team.
And some deja vu.
This is dedicated to Otis. And Dr. Murk will also enjoy this.
Still the best! I am Malach, and Damn I Am Good, ask all the women who have taken a ride on Space Mountian! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
posted by Malach the Merciless @ 3:02 PM
9 Comments:
But wouldn't Spidey be able to tangle even the best quarterback (Tom Brady) in his super duper Spider Web?
yep. The ref won't see the super-thin web, but it will be strong enough to make superman fumble!
Look at it this way. Hand off to Superman he's in the end zone in split second, Hike, Superman sacks the QB. Spidey on the other hand would have a harder time.
Screw both of them, the Flash would be the best. He vibrates through any object and is faster than the man of steel.
But can he catch?
But Spidey could leap from 1 goalpost to the other in a single bound. I also think he could catch any long pass with his web and swing himself to a touchdown. My vote goes to Spiderman.
More than catching.....he steals speed!
We also had another debate, I will post that another time.
Well Malach it seems as though the masses agree with me.
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