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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Germaine Greer to World; “Hey everyone, look at me! I’m a douche-bag!”

Crikey, What an Asshole!No-nothing pampered one book wonder author Germaine Greer was quoted as saying on a talk show Wednesdaythat Steve Irwin was an "embarrassment" and a "self-deluded animal torturer."

Speaking on Australian TV Channel Nine's "A Current Affair" news program Wednesday, Greer described those who mourned Irwin's passing as "idiots" and said possibly millions of Australians were embarrassed by him.
Greer said Irwin had not treated animals with the respect they deserved.

"He would tell you how dangerous they were and he would proceed to intrude on their space and humiliate (them) really -- treat them with massive insensitivity," she said. "It's no surprise he came to grief."

After making her comments, she immediately jumped up, ripped off her clothing and smeared herself with feces, screaming in an earsplitting falsetto "Look at MEEEE! I'm so edgy! I'm an iconoclast....seee?... Look at me clasting this Irwin icon!" The talking body cavity went on so say that she always hated Irwin because "People liked him" and added finally that she liked to kick cancer patients in the groin because they're "...always moaning and laying about."
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Hey, I know, lets persecute her! That'll be fun! I like persecuting people who I hate!


Everyone go to her book's site on Amazon.com and write a nasty review
. I know you haven't read it, neither have I, that's alright because if she can shoot her vagina dentata mouth off without knowing anything about what she is talking about, so can we!

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10 Comments:

Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

You got it, Doc.

9:24 AM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Check Your Review of
The Female Eunuch
by Germaine Greer

Here is your review the way it will appear:

TITLE: Hello, I'm a complete ASSBAG., September 7, 2006
REVIEWER: Captain Flak Paperpants "The Cap'n" (Antarctica)

Ok, not only is this book a complete trainwreck, it's written by a gruf old betty that likes to pick on DEAD PEOPLE. Don't waste your time on this craptastic sack of meat socks. BURN THE WITCH.

9:44 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

She has made a lot of stupid statements, look them up.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Dr. Mantodea said...

Oh, also, for the "Was this review helpful to you?"; be sure to click on the "yes" button for all the negative reviews and the "no" button for all the decent ones.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Oh yeah down to 2 and a half stars!

10:43 AM  
Blogger Angry Veteran said...

OK, I posted my review - not using the AV name. Can anyone guess which review I posted?

Hint: one star.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Angry Veteran said...

Here's another hint: if you are going to write a bad review, don't make it a personal attack or reference Steve Irwin, it will just get a "not helpful" vote or be taken down. Write a bad review of the book, not the author. Google or wiki some criticism of her book and regurgitate it in there. That will stick.

Make it work people.

12:03 PM  
Blogger Toyi said...

wow what is wrong with her, what is what she wanted? have Irwin putting body lotion on crocs skin?

1:20 PM  
Blogger Angry Veteran said...

She's down to two stars. Put some lead in it and get her down to one. Let's go maggots.

4:31 PM  
Blogger Toyi said...

^ I wanted but the thing didn't let me, I keep getting an error message saying " You have never purchase a book from us" but if you could do me a favor to write the review I wanted..

"Women of the Bible" by Frances VanderVelde was way better and more women empowering w/o getting in war with the oposite sex.

11:03 PM  

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