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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Friday Night Fight

Tomorrow night, the moment is upon us. The final battle will be joined. It will be intellect versus interluck as Dr. Robert J. Murk Battles Captain Flak Paperpants (aka SpaceFarmer) to the death in an insult fight to end all insult fights. If the insults don't provide a fatality, we will record an actual fistfight until one man (or woman, in the Captain's case) taps out and submits.

Oh sure. It will be settled tomorrow night, but you might have to wait until Monday to hear the battle. I warned you. This will be graphic, ugly, evil. There will be no survivors. Listening will lower your IQ by twenty points.

Place your bets now. Place them in the comments section. Place them up your ass for all we care. It's on. It's going down. We're getting ready to rumble. Be afraid. Be somewhat afraid. Alien versus predator. Jason versus Freddy. Barney versus Fred. Emilio versus Charlie. You name it, we've got it.

So, lock the kids in the basement and send the wife on a slow boat to China because it ENDS HERE! Drop your pants and whip it out and put it in the mashed potatoes.

The Bash on a Podcast will be happening. So, if you see bright flashing lights, fire, tornadoes, tits or anything else, you know what's going on. Two old friends turned enemies are squaring off to flap the ass gates wide open and smell the sweet stink of victory. Are you brave enough to download?

29 Comments:

Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Will there be butt sex?

11:23 PM  
Blogger Toyi said...

well hello, of course will be.. the only doubt is who will be the one... the winner or the loser...

11:55 PM  
Blogger Palmer said...

I got my money on the ornery bitch.

2:05 AM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

I'm gonna shank his pink ass and LOVE IT.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

will their be cuddling at the end, Tin Tin?

9:07 AM  
Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

I'm going to his Ground Round for the eat by the pound special!

Wait...

He sucks! I win already!

9:43 AM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Go build up your liquid courage, drunky. YOU'LL NEED IT.

Oh and... you're fat. FATTY!

9:51 AM  
Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

Save it for the game. Don't burn it all here, Captain Crunk.

9:53 AM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Whatever. FATTY.

10:00 AM  
Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

Dude you suck so bad...

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Butt Sex Man said...

Hey, you just used me on the Butt Sex Forum to make your podcast funny...

10:36 AM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

You're gonna suck, Muchs. MUHPENNIS.

10:44 AM  
Blogger LinkMasterâ„¢ said...

My money is on the drunken fat guy.

10:45 AM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Which one?

10:53 AM  
Blogger LinkMasterâ„¢ said...

Wouldn't you like to know.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

TEE HEE HEE

11:13 AM  
Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

Linkmaster... Is that in reference to the copious amounts of sausage links you eat, fat ass?

At least being drunk is better than dressing up like a Japanese Elf.

11:27 AM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

FATTY FATTY FATTY

11:42 AM  
Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

but what about the cuddling?

1:11 PM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

I wonder was that really Butt Sex Man?

1:23 PM  
Blogger Shimmer~Love said...

Yes ...what about the cuddling? *giggles*

2:12 PM  
Blogger Shimmer~Love said...

Oh is this anything like "Friday Night Cock Fights"? I just love that song! ~laffs~ (see Zenith Farm off my Myspace, it's their song and I think it would be a great theme song for this, btw)

2:15 PM  
Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

GAY PORN PODCAST
GAY PORN PODCAST

its gonna be d-i-r-t-y

2:31 PM  
Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

Hobbs... the homophobic racist... sad.

4:45 PM  
Anonymous perforated colon said...

yeah, it was really butt sex man

5:23 PM  
Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

Murk, i'm curious how you rationalize my assumption that your podcast is going to be gay porn into homophobia. i didn't say anything against gay porn, only that, as a podcast sent to the public, that'd make it porn, and since you and the captain are covering your love affair till tonight, that'd make it gay!

i for one am happy for you both!

5:25 PM  
Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

racist...

6:05 PM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Butt Sex Man, how does it feel to be listened to by hundred of Murk and Malach Show fans? You should sign up for this blog.

6:14 PM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Murk won.

4:54 PM  

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