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Sunday, July 02, 2006

Blondes

What are up with blondes? They act all cute and not guilty but deep inside.. THERE FUCKING RETARDS. They try so hard not to show there stupidness, but they fail worse then hitler did. I mean, Hitler actually got something done. All blondes do it take up out oxygen. What is up with that? I mean.. why waste our air on them? I got bit by a blonde today. I had to get 2 rabies shots. :(

13 Comments:

Blogger Angry Veteran said...

"THERE FUCKING RETARDS?"

Where? There where? Where are they?

Oh, you meant THEY ARE, which is contracted as "THEY'RE."

It is always important to use proper grammar and spelling, but even more so when your post is a rant about how you are superior to a whole genetic type of person.

Even more important when you are so completely wrong.

10:45 PM  
Blogger Hojo said...

Hitler liked blondes.

11:22 PM  
Blogger Dr. R. Murk said...

Um... AV...

1. I think Nibs was being silly. Not meant to be taken seriously.

2. Correcting spelling/grammar on the interweb is like plugging a hole in a submarine with your dick.

So, you use your brain ( and perhaps grammar check) to clean up your posts. Some of us can't be bothered.

Big deal.

Oh, and you spelled "person" wrong.

11:22 PM  
Blogger Angry Veteran said...

I'll ride this damn submarine any way I want!

11:50 PM  
Blogger Toyi said...

Uhm I am not a blonde and I don't want to be one, I am proud of my deepest black shinny hair... Man think Blonds are hot and I won't deny it... but if I am not looking for men and I am not looking for people to call me hot, why would I want to be a blond for?

11:54 PM  
Blogger Nibbles said...

Too lazy murk.

12:42 AM  
Blogger Palmer said...

Too lazy to click a few buttons? Laziness, a way of life for Americans.

2:39 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Actually there is a point to this. Women who are blondes (not all) feel alot of times they have license to act a certain way, especially young women.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Toyi said...

I will relate that to evolution loljk, Blondes think they are cute because that is what they are being told since they are kids, they grow up getting attention.. they don't need to make effort to acomplish anything, they don't develop intelligence or other skills lol secondly women that are not blond or ugly use more their heads and call the attention in different ways. But this is just a thought, I still think you don't really need to be blond lol, I drive a car and learned how to change a tire years ago, I never had the chance to actually do it myself, I am not a blond but still young men will stop by and do it for me and I consider myself a regular girl I believe. PD.. Maybe a blond will have more than one trying to change her tire but 1 is enough lol

10:26 AM  
Blogger The Angry Piper said...

Marry me, Toyi.

12:24 PM  
Blogger Angry Veteran said...

AP always did have a thing for the unusual girl in class.

12:34 PM  
Blogger bennie goodman said...

hey asshole

hands off my girl

3:10 PM  
Blogger Shimmer~Love said...

I don't know if they are more dumb than normal. I do know I've been a blonde before (yeah that's right out of the bottle blonde) and it didn't make me dumb ...or did it.

11:09 AM  

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